TOTAL SHOCK — 10 Minutes Ago! King Charles was seen in tears as the Palace raised a white flag, reporters flooding the gates in fear. The palace envoy’s voice trembled as the statement was read: “A member of the royal house is gone… it is…”

abdication), reportedly tweeted a single emoji of a sound mixing board, confirming the story.

Royal Aides were reportedly scrambling to determine if “Royal Playlist Curator” was a recognized ceremonial position, before being told to simply “let the people enjoy the fun.” Spotify immediately saw a spike in searches for “Kate Middleton party mix.” The continue reading …