They Forgot to Invite Me to Christmas—So I Bought a Mountain. When They Came to Take It, the Deputy Was Already Waiting.

ninety days. The new eighteen-to-twenty-five demographic is up four hundred percent. Brand perception scores increased across every measured category. Client renewal is guaranteed, and they’ve already allocated budget for year two.”

I let those numbers hang in the air for a moment. I don’t celebrate during client presentations. I present facts and let continue reading …