She Sat Me by the Kitchen at My Son’s Wedding — So I Burned It All Down With One Phone Call

we will not require your services past 9:00 PM this evening. Please consider the second-half payment canceled and the contract fulfilled with the initial set only. Thank you.

To the bar service:

Good evening, I’m writing to inform you of an immediate change to tonight’s beverage service. The premium open bar package should be discontinued at 9:00 PM continue reading …