“My Mother-in-Law Changed the Locks and Told Me I Didn’t Live There Anymore — So I Made One Call, and Her Lawyer Turned Pale Over a Single Notarized Line.
Dear Mr. Monroe, Following your recent cognitive assessment, we are pleased to inform you that your results fall within the normal range. No signs of early cognitive decline were detected.
I read it three times before I finally let out the breath I’d been holding for a week.