“My Mother-in-Law Changed the Locks and Told Me I Didn’t Live There Anymore — So I Made One Call, and Her Lawyer Turned Pale Over a Single Notarized Line.

through official channels. I’ve already retained counsel.”

Diana’s expression cracked just slightly. “You’re bluffing,” she hissed.

“Am I?” I asked, stepping back toward my motel door. “Because if I’m bluffing, you should feel confident enough to go back to your car and celebrate. But if I’m not, then you’ve committed trespassing, unlawful entry, and continue reading …