I Went To Cancel An Old Bank Card After A Funeral—The Teller Asked Me Not To Leave

disappeared into the house and returned with the watch, throwing it at me just like he’d thrown the card five years ago.

I caught it. Felt the weight of it in my palm.

“You have thirty days to vacate the premises,” the lawyer said. “After that, you’ll be removed by law enforcement.”

We left him standing there, sputtering and red-faced, probably already continue reading …