I Refused To Babysit My Sister’s Twins And Slipped Away At The Airport Until My Phone Was Flooded With Messages

niece and nephew, Lila and Owen, the twins, were sharing a bag of pretzels while quietly arguing about whose turn it was to hold the portable charger. Past the security line, her husband Nate was buying energy drinks and checking his phone with the frequency of a man who experiences all travel as a competition he is determined to win.

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