I Found Something Under My Wife’s Car Seat That Didn’t Belong There. I Left Four Words—and Chaos Followed.

open. The moment I’d been waiting for.

For several minutes, there were only soft sounds. Then at five twenty-three, everything changed.

“Wait,” Derek’s voice went tight. “Something feels wrong.”

“What do you mean?” Susan asked.

“We’re stuck. I mean we’re literally stuck together. What was in that tube?”

“It was just lubricant—the same kind I always use!continue reading …