I Found Something Under My Wife’s Car Seat That Didn’t Belong There. I Left Four Words—and Chaos Followed.

down. “Is that you?”

“Yeah, just forgot my water bottle. Heading back to work.”

When she came downstairs, she looked stunning. Full makeup, styled hair, a dress I hadn’t seen in months. She looked like she was going on a date.

“You look nice,” I said carefully.

She blushed. “Just meeting girlfriends for dinner. Nothing fancy.”

“Which girlfriends?”

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