“I Bought My Daughter the Cake She’d Dreamed About for Weeks — and That Was the Last Normal Moment”

knuckle-deep in what was supposed to be the Milky Way.

“Boring!” he yelled, loud and delighted, like he was the host of some chaotic television show and this was the punchline everyone had been waiting for.

A few guests actually chuckled. Nervous laughter, the kind people make when they’re not sure if something is supposed to be funny but don’t want continue reading …